Gracie (2007)

I chose this movie for three reasons: 1) It's the World Cup time of the decade and I'm feeling the soccer vibe. 2) I've already seen it and remembered being disappointed/hating it. 3) I'm sick and my brain could barely pay attention, hence choosing a movie I've seen before and didn't really like.

Ya ready?

Heeeeeeeeeere's Gracie!

Victory aka Escape to Victory (1981)

You know a movie ain't playing when the opening scene is a guy getting tangled in barbed wire and shot by Nazis as he attempts to escape from a prison camp.

  

Put on your big boy pants, it's time for....

Coming Soon....

The Mighty Ducks (1992)

I hate this movie.

This movie is like finding out that Pee-Wee's Playhouse was canceled because Pee-Wee was caught masturbating in a Porn theater and being young enough to be really bummed about it and old enough to understand what "masturbating" and "porn" mean.

Coming Soon

The Mighty Ducks!

I couldn't find the preview online (I know, what?!)

So you'll just have to settle for this picture of me (maybe) in the background of D2: The Mighty Ducks

Yup.


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Akeelah and the Bee (2006)

In honor of last Friday's Scripps Spelling Bee finals, I bring you:

This movie is so good.

Coming Soon

Oh Geez, I already started crying during this preview, we're in trouble:

Karate Kid (1984)

Oh my God, I am so excited, are you excited?

It's KARATE KID time!!!!!