Thursday, December 8, 2011

A League of Their Own (1992)

A League of Their Own is really not the right movie to watch when you've just convinced yourself of the futility of human existence.

It's like, why are we here? What's the point? Who am I? And then there's this movie and it seems like it's about living your dream when really it's about DEATH.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Hoosiers (1986)

Hey gang, what I'm about to say is going to blow your mind, so get ready..... "Hoosiers" has a lot of basketball in it. Like, A LOT OF BASKETBALL.

It's probably 15% drama scenes 176% basketball scenes.

The "drama" parts are pretty dumb and half-assed but the basketball parts are plentiful and include white-knuckle suspense.

Let' s just say it's the "You Got Served" of Basketball movies. That's not a bad thing. "You Got Served" is an AWESOME movie:

"Hoosiers" is's okay. (Don't argue with me, I'm right about this.)

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Coming Soon

Hey, what's up? Been a while.

I moved across the country and spent a few months upping my score on my Wii Tennis, but now I'm ready to get real.

It's (almost) time for HOOSIERS:


Thursday, February 17, 2011

Remember the Titans (2000)

Remember the Titans is like one of those now-extinct long-distance commercials. It's sole purpose is to make you have FEELINGS and CRY.

And DANCE. It's a football movie AND a dance movie.